Obesity Newspaper Headlines

Obesity Newspaper Headlines

do you think these are funny newspaper headlines…

dunno if they are all true but they amused me

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
7. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
8. Bush Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
9. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
14. War Dims Hope for Peace
15. If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
16. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
17. New Study Of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
18. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
19. Politicians to act on London Strip shows
20. Police fear headless corpse may be dead man

thanks 4 looking enjoy ya 2 points

local police are forced to act on show

(after it was discoverd an illegal sex show being run in house)

Birth Control Pill creator regrets population decline

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